May On Trump, ‘I am honoured to be the first world leader to meet the President’                                                                    Trump On May, ‘Great legs, great ass’

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Theresa May meets Donald Trump today as the first world leader to be granted an audience with the new President. May is under pressure to discuss Trump’s support of torture, his views of Muslims, his misogyny, climate change, his antagonism towards NATO and his love of strangling a goose before breakfast each morning. Fat chance. The UK needs a trade deal, meaning Trump can say what he wants and do what he wants without fear of argument. The President envisages a Britain with a Starbucks and Macdonalds on every street corner, US ownership of the lucrative parts of the NHS and an annual ‘We Love Donald’ parade in London. Theresa May sees things rather differently, ‘Yes, you are an odious buffoon but please, please, please give us a trade deal. We’re screwed if you don’t, we might even have to give up on Brexit. On your state visit to Britain we’ll even arrange for you to go on a night out with some footballers. Agreed?’ By way of reply Trump tweets a picture of Theresa May’s shoes.

First Female US Secretary Of State Madeleine Albright To Register As Muslim

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Politician, diplomat and former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright has said that if President Trump creates a register of American Muslims she will register herself as a Muslim in protest. Big Bang Theory actress Mayim Bialik has also stated she will do the same in defiance of the decree. This is all the more remarkable as Miss Bialik is Jewish and Albright is a Czech immigrant. I’m not sure this would happen if the order was to record Jewish people – how many Muslims would register as Jewish in solidarity? Trump has made quick inroads into dealing with his perceived ‘Mexican, Muslim and Black’ problem by promising to build the wall and banning Muslims in 6 countries from entering the US. Ms Bialik responded to this by tweeting, ‘If we’re registering people who you think are a threat, register white males too, since most serial killers and mass shooters are white males.’ Seems hard to argue with. I have been asked why the Mexicans don’t have an Olympic team. Well it’s because everybody who can run, swim and jump are already in the US.


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